You just have to check these out. They are great and definitely show some of the slant by the MSM.
April 1, 2006 - April Fools Edition (Vol. Nineteen; No. 7)
A bi-weekly compilation of the latest outrageous,
sometimes humorous, quotes in the liberal media.
Hillary, Savior of Our Savior
“Last month, Senator Hillary Clinton said Republicans
couldn’t rid the country of undocumented immigrants
without creating a police state. Then last week, Senator
Clinton said conservatives would have kicked Jesus out of
the Holy Land for not having the proper paperwork. Yesterday,
the aspiring first female President brilliantly put
those themes together like cookies and milk, saying Christian
conservatives want to create a theocratic police state
so rigid and intolerant it wouldn’t have room for Jesus.
Bingo! It’s our political Play of the Week.”
— CNN senior political analyst Bill Schneider on The Situation
Room, April 1.
More Jobs = Worst Possible News
Anchor Elizabeth Vargas: “In Washington, the Labor Department
reported that the U.S. economy added 470,000
new jobs last month. The Bush administration was quick to
claim this was good news, but is it really? We turn now to
ABC’s Betsy Stark for some perspective.”
Reporter Betsy Stark: “Elizabeth, this may sound like good
news, but investors are terribly nervous. More jobs mean
fewer people in the unemployment line, and that means
unemployment offices will lay off workers. More people
with money in their pockets could drive up inflation, and
oil prices could soar. And more new homebuyers could
mean a further expansion of this huge housing bubble,
indicating a possible crash ahead. That could leave a lot of
families out on the street, Elizabeth.”
— ABC’s World News Tonight, April 1.
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